[英文简历中避讳的话]

致命的大错

　　"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."

　　"Qualificatio:Noeducationorexperience."　　"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuy."

　　"Mycompeatiohouldbeatleastequaltomyage."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."

　　"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."

　　"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65".

　　"Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:Myboaidtheendoftheworldiear."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately."

　　打字错误与语法错误

　　"Herearemyqualificatioforyoutooverlook."

　　"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer."

　　"Iamarabidtypist."

　　"WorkHistory:Performedpainwavetests,1879-1981."

　　"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."

　　"Accountingcleric."

　　"Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments."

　　"Suectedtograduateearlynceanalyzinginvestments."

　　"Suectedtograduateearlynextyear."

　　"Diosedof$2.5billioninaets."

　　"Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."

　　"Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."

　　"Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."

　　"Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."

　　不应有的幽默

　　"Note:Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse."

　　"Aistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofcoumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Tralation:Short-ordercook.)

　　"Butwait...theresmore.Yougetallthiusineknowledgeplusagraofmarketingthatiecondnature."

　　"Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."

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articular."

　　"Title:AnotherresumefromtheProfilesinExcellenceseries."

　　"AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."

　　"Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks."

　　"Letsmeetsoyoucanoohandahhovermyexperience."

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